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whut da hell whu whu whu whu whu whut da hell

Vapid Tendencies

Babies are born with practically no brains, you know why? Because they’re fuckin’ stupid.

Stain, my ass.

My boyfriend gets a sword, but I get a gun and two flip out forearm blades at our wedding. Maybe I can fit a long dagger in there somewhere. 

Butthole markings

I miss my cat so much. I wish I could have her with me and cut the nose off of those who oppose it so they can breath. I can’t even remember what her butthole smells like when it stinks. Fuck me. Smoke weed.